Twelve inch pianist joke

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And the Inch pianist shrugs and he's like, "You know what? I'm over it. He always said I wouldn't amount to anything. It's because of my height. You can see the pain behind it. And then he's like, "when he was in the hospital he had one of the nurses call me, I was going to see him, bought a plane ticket and everything, but before I could make it back to Tampa," and then he starts to cry and he's like, "I just wish I had a chance to say goodbye to my old-" [Are you kidding me?

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