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But lately, it feels like all the accolades have been strictly cast to women only. And as we know, men are the true asses of this world. It just feels unfair to leave them behind. Because man-butts are glorious glory holes.

Big butts became a huge no pun intended thing in I mean, big butts have been seen as signs of sexy, awesome, womanliness since pretty much the beginning of time, but they really started trending in mainstream media for the first time last year which just kinda shows you how much mainstream concepts of beauty had been missing out on before then. And while I'm eternally in awe of these bubble butts all around me, they don't do anything to diminish the powerful love I have for my own admittedly super flat ass. Despite what popular culture and conventional standards of sexiness would have us believe, there are definitely some reasons flat asses are just as great as big booties. Since my childhood in the '90's, the world around me, which exceedingly validates a big, round bottom as the shape to want, has been giving me a lot of insecurities about my rear end. Let's just say Sir Mix-A-Lot didn't help matters, and things didn't improve very much from there. While I was all about the parts of his message that are undeniably body positive, I was still left wondering, "what about me?

Do us a solid and check it out here. Repeat twice if you dare. I started because I wanted to feel better about myself and also to try something different. I have changed my mindset, habits and learned that I had to be patient because results take time. Make small changes on a daily basis.

According to Sir Mix-a-Lot, if you don't got buns then his anaconda don't want none. As a woman who definitely does not have "back," this always sort of made me feel left out. While it's been over 20 years since Sir Mix-a-Lot sang those immortal lyrics, the discussion of big butts is still on the table, especially thanks to Kim Kardashian, who, in her own right, has pretty much cornered the market.