Making a cast of your dick

We utilize an Ultra-fast casting material that captures you at your largest point in perfect detail. Our material will capture your member in super fine detail that has a realistic feel, yet is firm and flexible, not too hard, as are other copy kits. Our Specially Designed Casting Sleeve is unique to give you ease of use. The pour spout at the top of the casting sleeve allows you can stand up comfortably while focusing on what is important, and that is keeping at your largest point. Our end cap is designed to keep you centered at all times so not to touch the sides.

At least it came from a heartfelt place. At least I wouldn't be venturing into uncharted territory alone. Google, we can't thank you enough. But wait! There's more! Your penis can be cast in one of these vibrant hues: light, deep, hot pink, jet black, and neon purple. Fancy a glow-in-the dark replica?

This is why, a few days later, I found myself staring down the barrel of a plastic tube of goo on a mission to make my very own personalised penis. The plan was to use the nether regions of a willing volunteer and luckily, I have some very accommodating male friends, one of whom offered his services. The vast majority of man-junk that I have seen points out at least 90 degrees when erect — and there would be no fun in casting a model of Mr Floppy. So how on earth do you get a tube of modelling goo over the top of a stiffy without making an all-out mess of your carpets and not in a good way? I was about to find out.

Story time. My husband got it into his head that he was going to make a dildo out of his own penis. So he bought some stuff and started his cockamamy plan at pm last night.