Presidents and ass holes

And this is where my Presidents as a metaphor for life kicks off. In theory, every player has the same chance in the game as everyone else. But this is just not true. Because your starting point is the hand you are dealt. Get shit luck at this point and you are in for a world of hurt.

Okay, okay, be honest. How many of you played drinking games in college? Well, now there is a version on Facebook as well and it comes complete with cards, tables, and a virtual buzz. Playing the game, both in reality and in this application, is fairly simple. When a player puts down a set of cards such as two fours , the next player moving clockwise must put down the same number of cards at a higher rank or be forced to pass. Seeing as how this is a drinking game, the developers at Webware Group, have incorporated a charming little feature that equates to a virtual buzz or worse.

What you need: - a deck of cards - beer Basic Play: Asshole is a game best played with a large group of people. A very annoying game to explain, but very easy to play once you learn it. For the first hand, deal out the entire deck to the table. Next, most people sort their cards in numerical order, but with pairs being higher than single cards. Here are the rules for normal play:.

This sounds complicated, but really it's not. Deal the entire deck. Whoever has the 3 of Clubs starts the first game.