This site copyright , Steve Krause , all rights reserved. Dead-Baby Jokes What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby.
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass. Poke holes in it with a coat hanger. Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it in case it explodes. It depends on how hard you squeeze them. As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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Sick Dead Baby Joke 1 How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars. Sick Dead Baby Joke 2 How do you get babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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