TWO cocky US pilots who drew a giant sky penis criticised their vapour trail artwork by saying the balls were a bit "lopsided", an official report reveals. However, they never intended for members of the public to spot the giant willy, according to the report obtained by the Navy Times. Unfortunately for the pair, a mum living near the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island spotted what they had done and sent photos to a local news station. The story soon took off and the photos went viral around the world - sparking countless internet memes and jokes. The nearby military station is home to the force's fleet of EAG Growlers electronic warfare aircraft.
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The dick joke. What about the penis game? Just think of the options: squashing it against the shower screen, spinning it like a helicopter, doing star jumps naked so it flops like a fish or pulling any puppetry of the penis tricks you can master without sending yourself to hospital. Credit: Pinterest. Knowing full well his stunt would go online to website FlightRadar24, the pilot followed a flight path that would draw a huge cock and balls over the skies of Lincolnshire in the UK. The pilot, flying a typhoon airplane, took off from RAF Coningsby and followed a looping flight path that, when traced, portrayed one of the biggest dicks the world has seen. Good on ya, buddy.
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His sky penis went viral after onlookers snapped photos and posted the images on social media and shared them with local news station KREM 2 , which broke the story. Authorities from the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island confirmed to the news outlet that an aircraft from their base was involved in the aerial graffiti. Now, the story of how the sky penis came to be is finally public, thanks to a Freedom of Information Act request made by The Navy Times.
Disclaimer: Article contains images that some may find offensive. Reader discretion is advised. Yup, it is exactly that. Although a lot of people saw the funny side of it, many residents were not impressed. They also said that they will investigate the matter.